Tag: jokes
group name: postbox
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January 10, 2007 09:01 PM EST --
This comes from a Catholic elementary school. Kids were asked questions about the Old and New Testaments. They have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., incorrect spelling has been left in.)... Enjoy! . . . more
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January 10, 2007 09:10 PM EST --
At a recent computer software engineering course, the participants were given an awkward question to answer:
"If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had . . . more
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January 10, 2007 08:50 PM EST --
Useful Hawaiian PhrasesOn the Plane
<dl><dt>My how your perfume fills the entire cabin!</dt></dl>
'A'ala maoli keia wahi o kakou i kau wai 'ala kuikawa!
<dl><dt>If . . . more
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September 20, 2007 10:59 PM EDT --
A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, Australia, with
a box of crabs.
A female crew member took it and promised to put it
in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.
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August 15, 2007 05:25 PM EDT --
$ One Liners On Being Poor! $
I'm not rich by any means. I don't complain about my social status but what I like to do is I like to add comedy to it to ease the pain!
Comedy makes everything . . . more
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January 14, 2007 08:03 PM EST --
Now this is how to get your kids to stop getting into trouble!!! lmao
Where is God?
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble . . . more
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June 27, 2007 12:32 AM EDT --
This is a funny e-mail I received and thought I'd pass it along! Enjoy!
Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* . . . more
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June 29, 2007 11:26 AM EDT --
some might find this tasteless but my 22 year old mind thinks it's hilarious
# Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make love with you.
# Tell the undertaker . . . more
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January 17, 2007 02:19 PM EST --
I cant remember where I got this from but I thought it was funny, I dont want to offend anyone so take it for what it is ok, Im not into upsetting people that dont deserve it so not matter what religion . . . more
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January 13, 2007 03:34 PM EST --
if you dont laugh at this link , i will show my butt to the queen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X1VIyZe3Ws
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August 12, 2007 07:41 PM EDT --
My husband always played harmless practical jokes on me. What silly practical joke was played on you?
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August 30, 2007 10:42 PM EDT --
Because it is kinda difficult to moderate all my groups the following are no longer moderated. So post whatever and flag if necessary: postitdammit,gatherpotluck,and nospyshere.
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January 21, 2007 10:27 PM EST --
TheCork
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt
"If you do not mind me saying," . . . more
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January 30, 2007 02:00 PM EST --
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per
hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at
her
and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've . . . more
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March 12, 2007 08:59 PM EDT --
Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun . . . more
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February 01, 2007 06:02 PM EST --
If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage . . . more
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February 12, 2007 12:32 PM EST --
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected
with it, and you have no chance at all of making it
logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" . . . more
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February 27, 2007 04:26 PM EST --
My Governor can beat up your Governor. (bumper sticker)
Minnesota Slogans
1. I came, I thawed, I transferred....
2. Survive Minnesota and the rest of the World is easy.
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March 07, 2007 01:43 PM EST --
This came in my e-mail. I just couldn't resist passing it on. I just about fell out of my chair...laughing
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March 19, 2007 01:04 PM EDT --
I love these quotes from the following movies...hope you don't get stuck!
1. Which movie is this from...
"As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."
2. . . . more
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