Tag: funny
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August 19, 2007 06:10 PM EDT --
This is joke I received via email. I thought it's quite funny and thought to share this with my gather friends.
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THE STANCE
When you have to visit . . . more
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November 19, 2007 01:52 PM EST --
As always, the funny things in my life circle around my husband Adeeb. This happened when he was working as a help desk person for a internet provider's call center. . . . more
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July 30, 2007 06:23 PM EDT --
"If Men Got Pregnant..."
Maternity leave would last two years... with full pay.
There would be a cure for stretch marks.
Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
Morning sickness would . . . more
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January 10, 2007 09:10 PM EST --
At a recent computer software engineering course, the participants were given an awkward question to answer:
"If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had . . . more
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September 22, 2007 02:34 PM EDT --
From my inbox:
Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day, And remember this motto to live by: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention . . . more
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September 16, 2007 11:11 PM EDT --
The Washington Post has published the winning submissions for their annual contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.
And the winners are:
1. coffee: (n.) the . . . more
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January 14, 2007 08:03 PM EST --
Now this is how to get your kids to stop getting into trouble!!! lmao
Where is God?
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble . . . more
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August 24, 2007 10:35 PM EDT --
This is from my inbox....
Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.
The man . . . more
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June 13, 2008 05:06 PM EDT --
Oh yes, I did just ask that! LOL! We have always taught our children the basics... the ABC's, how to count, their colors, etc. But we also taught them our phone number, address, town we . . . more
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July 01, 2008 05:47 PM EDT --
We got home from swim lessons this afternoon to find a note hooked to our gate. It was bright yellow and was from Avista. It said...
Avista Utilities is working with a contractor to perfrom . . . more
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September 20, 2007 10:59 PM EDT --
A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, Australia, with
a box of crabs.
A female crew member took it and promised to put it
in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.
. . . more
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May 06, 2008 01:51 PM EDT --
My spouse & kids & I were out on the front lawn playing baseball the other day. And some people were moving in next door.
My wife has this awful couch that we all hate -- it's this nasty . . . more
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August 25, 2007 11:05 PM EDT --
Ok I couldn't help it! Another one from my inbox.....
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving a
him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't . . . more
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May 26, 2008 01:50 AM EDT --
Another funny from my email:
At a motivational seminar 3 men are asked to come up to the stage.
They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, . . . more
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October 05, 2007 11:47 AM EDT --
The following are entries to a contest by The
Washington Post, in which respondents had to write a two-line
romantic poem... except that the last line had to be as un-romantic as the First . . . more
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July 17, 2007 03:25 AM EDT --
Well, I am up late again when I should be sleeping! I only have a 6:40 AM flight to catch this morning and it is 12:22 right now. So, being the bad girl that I am I am still up Gathering and . . . more
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April 28, 2008 01:10 PM EDT --
My guy friend & I were out driving the other day, listening to the radio. A new song started... and my friend smiled...
And he said, "Oh, this is the new one by Swaylor Tift!"
I just . . . more
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May 07, 2007 03:41 PM EDT --
My wife just sent this out a few minutes ago... I have to share...
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Hey there,
I came home today after working at Ladies Workout Express where I do childcare twice . . . more
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June 06, 2008 12:56 PM EDT --
My son is the class VIP this week. And he got to bring in things that were special to him to share with the calss this week: pictures, awards, trophies, etc. We were asking him what he likes . . . more
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May 23, 2007 03:15 PM EDT --
A friend of mine e-mailed this to me today, and I just had to pass it on.
Now this is Drunk
A man goes to a party and has too much to drink.
His friends plead with him . . . more
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